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Posted on May 13, 2012 via Pleated Jeans with 5,988 notes
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“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”(via tayloryorkyall)
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Posted on May 13, 2012 via Ruined Childhood with 65,834 notes
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Posted on May 13, 2012 via Robert Afett with 16,439 notes
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Posted on May 13, 2012 via WELCOME TO FOMEX with 5,362 notes
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Posted on May 9, 2012 via Blinded By The Lights with 39,303 notes
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Posted on May 9, 2012 via black ink revenge with 101,878 notes
Source: palpattine
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Posted on May 8, 2012 via Your Daily Pictures and Quotes with 13,189 notes
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Posted on May 3, 2012 via Step into my office... with 23,363 notes
Source: thrutimeandspace
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Posted on May 3, 2012 via Flying Scotsman with 25,098 notes
Source: flyingscotsman
I like puns.
Bio major at a teeny, tiny university in Philly. Born and raised in Delco; I think it's about time to get out.
I like all sorts of music, whether listening to or making it.
I'm just as comfortable outdoors as I am curled up inside with a movie or a good book.
My sense of humor defines my personality.
Some other sixth thing.
Stuff I think is cool: Science, '90s nostalgia, pop culture references, travel, tasty noms and having a good time.
I'm just a man with no roots, borrowed songs and busted boots; always broke but on the move
